Larry the Cable Guy may have coined the phrase, "Git 'R Dun," but I submit to you that I have become... the GLITTER DUN GIRL! OH yes, peeps. I am covered in glitter quite literally from head to toe on a daily basis lately. It is not humanly possible not to get glitter all over you when you work with florals and Christmas items at all. I think some pieces of it are now permanently attached to my scalp, as I seem to never quite get it all out of my hair when I shampoo, and I notice it when I go to the mirror to put on my face. Now I do realize that my charming personality and sparkling wit do at times make me appear to glow, especially to those who have partaken of a bit too much egg nog, but in the summer time that glow is... how shall I say it delicately... SWEAT. Some people glisten, some delicate flowers might become a bit dewy when under extreme duress be it physical or mental; but in summer months I sweat like a warthog running from a banshee. I may have mentioned my mild distaste for that particular season once or twice and I am so incredibly relieved that it is now more than tolerable, even pleasant, to be outdoors. Given that I am incredibly warm-natured,a trait from my Dad who is 64 and still does not wear long sleeves, (and by the way, what in the world am I going to do when I am menopausal??!! I'll have to buy an ice vest!), it doesn't take a lot to begin my descent into a state of ewwwwwyness. This ewwwwwwyness is apparently helpful to the Great Glitter Cause of Survival and Awareness, since it somehow acts like adhesive and semi-permanently attaches it to my person in the Fall and Winter months when I am cranking out floral arrangements, wreaths, garlands, and bows (yes, most of those have glitter on them, too).
Therefore, I do take it upon myself to at least put forth the effort to put my face on; a.k.a. apply cosmetic products in a humanitarian effort to keep the world from running away screaming when I enter a room. That is my daily sacrifice for humankind. You're welcome.
Here are a few of the culprits of the Great Glitter Situation:
This one hangs over the super LARGE nativity. The wreath is 60" in diameter. That is 4" shorter than I!
It's the HOLIDAYS! Everyone has a lot going on around the holidays and Brown Manor (that'd be our home) is no exception.With the holidays fast approaching, on a personal level:
- I've only have gotten STARTED Christmas shopping and it is only 7 weeks away!
- new grandbaby coming within a few days (he and his parents live with us and we cannot wait to meet him, our first grandson)
- 18 month old grandbaby running around the house (she & her parents live with us too, and she is THE TWEEDLE and all kinds of FABULOUSNESS)
- parents are divorcing after 36 years of marriage (they do NOT live with us; I am adding this because it weighs heavily on my mind and in my heart)
- church activities and decorating
- somewhere in there I have a husband who works ungodly number of hours from October through the end of January (he's an Area Supervisor for Hobby Lobby Stores)
- decorating the house for Christmas (removal of fall stuff, addition of Christmas stuff)
- holiday cooking, baking
- design clients
- floral designing and visual merchandising (that means I make displays look pretty) for two Hobby Lobby stores
- buying & refurbing items, including furniture, for the antique shop
- holiday events at the antique shop
- maintaining two booths at the antique shop
For now I leave you with the following Words of Wisdom, which I think should probably be submitted to WallWords for consideration:
FLORALS. ARE. NOT. FOR. SISSIES!!
Don't you think it would be great on a craft room wall?? :-)
Now get out there, show 'em your guns, and GLITTER DUN!!